(We begin with Timon and Pumbaa at Pride Rock.)
- Timon: OK, Pumbaa. This is bad. We have an emergency.
- Pumbaa: What is?
- Timon: The Jungle Show is tonight!
- Pumbaa: OK. So, ummm.........where's the gang?
- Timon: (sighs)
(Cut to Simba (young) meditating.)
- Timon: (offscreen) Psst. Simba, it's me, Timon!
(Timon and Pumbaa walk out.)
- Simba: I'm trying to be prince of the jungle!
- Timon: Yes. I know. But why don't you come to our Jungle Show?
- Simba: Oh, OK.
(Cut to Nala, Mufasa, Rafiki and Zazu.)
- Timon: (offscreen) Guys!
(Simba, Timon and Pumbaa walk out.)
- Rafiki: Oh. It's you guys.
- Pumbaa: Yes. Tonight, The Jungle Show is in the jungle. And this jungle has a lot of animals!
- Zazu: I know.
(Cut to Scar.)
- Timon: (offscreen) Come to the show!
(Cut to the hyenas)
- Simba: (offscreen) Hey, guys! You're invited!
(Cut to a montage of the gang getting Zira and the rest of the characters.)
(Cut to Timon)
- Timon: Well, now for The Jungle Show.
- Nala: And that was a long line.
- Pumbaa: Awwww, shucks!
(Cut to Timon onstage.)
- Timon: Welcome to The Jungle Show!
- Crowd: YAAAAY!
- Timon - Nathan Lane
- Pumbaa - Ernie Sabella
- Simba - Matthew Broderick
- Rafiki - Don Rickles
- Zazu - Greg Eagles
- Mufasa - Tom Kenny
- Nala - Susan Balboni
- Scar - Jim Cummings
- Shenzi - Fran Brill
- Banzai - Thomas Sangster
- Ed - Billy Crystal
- Zira - Joan Cusack
- Uncle Max - Ken Sansom
- Ma - David Rudman
- Kiara - Ashley Tisdale
- Ahadi - Phil Lollar
- Beba - Tom Hanks
- Boma - Craig Ferguson
- Afua - Bill Farmer
- Meerkats - Greg Berg, Tim Whitnall, Maulik Pancholy, Tara Strong, Bud Luckey, Trey Parker, Steve Whitmire, Paul Tylak, Jim Carrey, Frank Welker, Peter Cullen, Dee Bradley Baker, Don Rickles, Alec Baldwin, Ray Romano, Larry King, Doug Lawrence, Erik Von Detten, Clancy Brown