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The Great Fight of Timon and Kiara

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Timon: Yes! Yes! No No! Aliens Don't go back for the CAT! tHIS IS nO TIME FOR A SNACK!!!

Kiara: Bye Kovu!

Timon: Hey, What Cha doing?

Kiara: Promise NOT to tell? I was with Kovu

Timon: OH SURE! I WON'T TELL SIMBA YOU WERE WITH KOVU!!

Kiara: Thanks ^^

Simba: Kiara! You are GROUNDED!!!

Kiara: Wha-at!

Simba: You were with that Kovu Twerp!

Kiara: Timon.

(five hours later)

Timon: Kiara? I'm really-

Kiara: Go AWAY!

(later, Timon tries to talk with her by singing under her window)

Timon: Oh Kiara-

(Kiara thorws blaket out of her window, Landing on Timon)

Timon: Just threw a Blankie on Me and i'm suffocating.

(The next Morning, Simba, Nala and Kovu are eating breakfast)

Timon: Look, I'm-

Kiara: I WON'T TELL ANYONE YOU BROKE MOM'S GRANDMA'S GRANDMA'S GRANDMA'S STATUE!

Nala: What?

Kovu: Uh-Oh, Here We go AGAIN! It's Weird Al Yankovic 3.0 cd broken all over again!

Simba: Where did You find out about that?

Kovu: Twitter :P

Simba: YOU STALKED MY WIFES TWITTER!! >:(

Timon: You little SQUEALER!

Kiara: Hey? What Can I say?

Timon: I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS, ...Uh...SOMETHING INSULTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kiara: THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!!!!

Timon: IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO!!!!

(Later, Simba is having a Meeting)

Simba: Kiara, What did You do?

Kiara: Oh, Nothing ^^ Your Little Tax Shelter Didn't do a thing! But that Rat-

Timon: RAT!

Simba: Order. Order.

Timon: Shes Fat!

Simba: No. Nala is.

Timon: She Listens to Backstreet Boys!

Kiara: He smells like Bugs!

Timon: Who put a Beetle in your Cheerios?

Kiara: I HATE cheerios!

Simba: That's enough! If either of You want to Live here any longer, You'll have to say Sorry!

Timon: FINE! Kiara, Pukin cake, The Color of Khaki Underwear, The Scent of Flowers, I'm sorry.

Kiara: I'm sorta sorry.

Simba: Now don't You all feel better?

Timon: She said Sorta.

Simba: DUT!

Timon: Wha-?

Simba: DUT!

Timon: Oookay.

Kiara: Well I'm glad we made Up with Daddy.

Simba: What?

Kiara: What? You think We were mad at each other?

Timon: Ehh, Hakuna Matata, Simba. Royalty messed wit Ya brain. You Grounded Kiara, You Started this court. Com'on, Dude. Get with it.

THE END!

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