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Thanks to Me is a song sung by Banagi, Nuka, the hyenas and cape dogs gloating about murdering Scar and chasing off Kovu. <tabber> Original Version= Nuka:

I know that your powers of retention

Are as wet as a warthog's backside

But thick as you are, pay attention!

My words are a matter of pride

It's clear from your vacant expressions

The lights are not all on upstairs

But we're talking kings and succesions

Even you can't be caught unawares!

So prepare for a chance of a lifetime

Be prepared for sensational news

A shining new era

Is tiptoeing nearer

Banagi:

And where do we feature?

Nuka:

Just listen to teacher

I know it sounds sordid

But you'll be rewarded

But at last I'm given my dues

And injustice delicously squared

Thanks to Me!

Baasho: (spoken)

Yeah! Thanks to Me!

Yeh-heh! We'll be prepared! Heh!

For what?

Nuka: (spoken)

For the death of the king.

Baasho: (spoken)

Why? Is he sick?

Nuka: (spoken)

No, fool. We're gonna kill him.

And Kovu, too.

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